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Dick Flops

Dick Flops

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Regular price $29.00 CAD
Regular price $40.00 CAD Sale price $29.00 CAD
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Get ready to leave everyone wondering why there's so much hap-penis around! 🤣

😂 Unleashes Hap-penis with Every Step

☀️Durable & Comfortable

🏖️ The Ultimate Beach Gag Gift

⚠️ Dick Flops run small! We recommend ordering 1–2 sizes larger for the best fit. Click this link for our size guide: Size Guide

Size Guide

Sizing Guidance

⚠️ Important: Dick Flops run smaller than standard sizes. We recommend ordering 1–2 sizes larger than your usual size for the best fit. 

  • Regular Feet: Order 1 size larger than usual.
  • Wide Feet: Order 2 sizes larger for extra comfort.


What If Your Usual Size Is Smaller Than Our Available Sizes?

Our smallest size is US M 7.5 / W 9 (25 CM).

  • If your usual size is 1–2 sizes smaller than this, you can order our smallest size for the best fit!
    (Example: If you’re a US M 5 / W 6.5, the smallest size should work.)


Example Time!

  • If you usually wear a US M 8 / W 9.5, order a US M 9 / W 10.5 (1 size up).
  • Got wider feet? Go for a US M 10 / W 11.5 (2 sizes up).
  • If you wear a US M 5 / W 6.5, our smallest size (US M 7.5 / W 9) will fit you best!

If you’re still unsure about your size, feel free to reach out to us at  info@beachflops.co. We’re here to help you find the perfect fit!

Shipping & Order Tracking

We work hard to get your order to you as quickly as possible! Here’s what to expect:

Processing Time: 1-3 business days before shipment.

🚚 Estimated Delivery Times:

  • 🇺🇸 USA & 🇬🇧 UK: 6-10 business days
  • 🇨🇦 Canada & 🇦🇺 Australia: 8-15 business days
  • 🌍 Rest of the world: 7-20 business days

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link so you can follow its journey to your doorstep!


Order Tracking
:

  • Once your order ships, we’ll send you a tracking link via email.
  • Check your spam/junk folder if you don’t see it!
  • Tracking details will only be available after your order is processed.

You can easily track your order using this link: Track My Order.

💡 Have questions? Contact our support team at info@beachflops.co — we’re happy to help! 😊

Refund & Replacement Policy

We love our Dick Flops and we're confident you will too! In case things don't go as planned, our refund and replacement policy is designed to make things as easy as possible for you. Click here to learn more about how we can help.

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Spread Some Hap-penis At The Beach! 😂

Bring joy and laughter to your beach trips this summer with our hilarious and unique Beach Flops. Perfect for spreading fun in the sun!

Have Memorable Beach Days! 🏖️

Whether you're walking along the shore or making your way to the water, these slippers ensure that your footprints are anything but ordinary.

What Our Customers Are Saying!

Questions? We've got you covered

Frequently Asked Questions

How fast is the shipping?

We work hard to get your order to you as quickly as possible! Here’s what to expect:

Processing Time: 1-3 business days before shipment.

🚚 Estimated Delivery Times:

  • 🇺🇸 USA & 🇬🇧 UK: 6-10 business days
  • 🇨🇦 Canada & 🇦🇺 Australia: 8-15 business days
  • 🌍 Rest of the world: 7-20 business days

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link so you can follow its journey to your doorstep!


Order Tracking
:

  • Once your order ships, we’ll send you a tracking link via email.
  • Check your spam/junk folder if you don’t see it!
  • Tracking details will only be available after your order is processed.

You can easily track your order using this link: Track My Order.

💡 Have questions? Contact our support team at info@beachflops.co — we’re happy to help! 😊

How do I track my order?

Once your order leaves our warehouse, we'll send you an email with all your tracking details. Be sure to check your junk or spam folder just in case it sneaks in there! Please note that tracking info will only be available after your order has been processed and shipped.

You can easily track your order using this link: Track My Order.

What size should I choose for the best fit?

Sizing Guidance

⚠️ Important: Dick Flops run smaller than standard sizes. We recommend ordering 1–2 sizes larger than your usual size for the best fit. 

  • Regular Feet: Order 1 size larger than usual.
  • Wide Feet: Order 2 sizes larger for extra comfort.


What If Your Usual Size Is Smaller Than Our Available Sizes?

Our smallest size is US M 7.5 / W 9 (25 CM).

  • If your usual size is 1–2 sizes smaller than this, you can order our smallest size for the best fit!
    (Example: If you’re a US M 5 / W 6.5, the smallest size should work.)


Example Time!

  • If you usually wear a US M 8 / W 9.5, order a US M 9 / W 10.5 (1 size up).
  • Got wider feet? Go for a US M 10 / W 11.5 (2 sizes up).
  • If you wear a US M 5 / W 6.5, our smallest size (US M 7.5 / W 9) will fit you best!

If you’re still unsure about your size, feel free to reach out to us at  info@beachflops.co. We’re here to help you find the perfect fit!

Can I request a return or replacement for my order?

We love our Dick Flops and we're confident you will too! In case things don't go as planned, our return and refund policy is designed to make things as easy as possible for you. Click here to learn more about how we can help.

Are the slippers unisex?

Yes, both men and women can spread hap-penis this summer!

What materials are used?

The Dick Flops are crafted from durable and comfortable rubber and feature a gracefully woven strap design.