Dick Flops
Dick Flops
Get ready to leave everyone wondering why there's so much hap-penis around! 🤣
😂 Unleashes Hap-penis with Every Step
☀️ Durable & Comfortable
🏖️ The Ultimate Summer Gag Gift
PS - We recommend choosing 1 to 2 centimeters larger than your usual foot length for the best fit. Use our size chart below as a guide.
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Size Chart
Size Chart
Our Dick Flops are designed for comfort, but they do tend to run a bit smaller. We recommend choosing 1 to 2 centimeters larger than your usual foot length for the best fit. Use our size chart below as a guide.
Tip: For wider feet, we suggest ordering at least 2 centimeters larger to ensure a comfortable fit.
Order Tracking
Order Tracking
Once your order leaves our warehouse, we'll send you an email with all your tracking details. Be sure to check your junk or spam folder just in case it sneaks in there! Please note that tracking info will only be available after your order has been processed and shipped.
You can easily track your order using this link: Track My Order.
Return & Refund Policy
Return & Refund Policy
We love our Dick Flops and we're confident you will too! In case things don't go as planned, our return and refund policy is designed to make things as easy as possible for you. Click here to learn more about how we can help.
Spread Some Hap-penis This Summer
Bring joy and laughter to your beach trips this summer with our hilarious and unique Beach Flops. Perfect for spreading fun in the sun!
Have Memorable Beach Days
Whether you're walking along the shore or making your way to the water, these slippers ensure that your footprints are anything but ordinary.
What Our Customers Are Saying!
How fast is the shipping?
Order processing takes 1-3 business days before shipment.
Once your item/s is dispatched, the estimated delivery time is:
- USA, CA, AUS, & UK: 7-14 business days
- Rest of world: 10-20 business days
How do I track my order?
Once your order leaves our warehouse, we'll send you an email with all your tracking details. Be sure to check your junk or spam folder just in case it sneaks in there! Please note that tracking info will only be available after your order has been processed and shipped.
You can easily track your order using this link: Track My Order.
What size should I choose for the best fit?
Our Dick Flops are designed for comfort, but they do tend to run a bit smaller. We recommend choosing 1 to 2 centimeters larger than your usual foot length for the best fit. Use our size chart below as a guide.
Tip: For wider feet, we suggest ordering at least 2 centimeters larger to ensure a comfortable fit.
Can I request a return or replacement for my order?
We love our Dick Flops and we're confident you will too! In case things don't go as planned, our return and refund policy is designed to make things as easy as possible for you. Click here to learn more about how we can help.
Are the slippers unisex?
Yes, both men and women can spread hap-penis this summer!
What materials are used?
The Dick Flops are crafted from durable and comfortable rubber and feature a gracefully woven strap design.